“What do you do?”

Somebody asked me today – “What do you do?” I looked at him with a smile actually thinking how to answer this question. Mr. X repeated “What do you do for living?”
Now there I go “I am a Consultant, IT Consultant”
Mr. X, “Oh so you do computers, ahaa”
Me, “Well, I do but then not everything”
Mr. X, “Do you fix them?”
Me, “No, I don’t. I am not hardware, I am with software”
Mr. X, “Right, so you do program stuff”
Me,” Well, I can… or I have done in the past. But now I don’t. I manage software projects”
Mr. X “Ahaa, so now you tell people to do it!”
Me with a laugh, “I tell people how to do it, and why should they do it, and why business wants them to do it!”
Mr. X, “So that means you tell others to do it and you make others work”
Me, “haa, sometimes…or rather most of the times these days”
Mr. X, “Good, I have no idea of what they do. I just know to email and browse”
Me, “That’s all about it. It is just that those people (and me) help you to do that!”

Sometimes I start off to a random question of ‘what do you do’ answering ‘I am a project manager’. But then people dig down to what, where, how, on what etc. Sometimes I say ‘I am an engineer’. Most of the times with that answer people don’t bother to ask you more.